It was midmorning and already hotter than the showroom of the El Aviso dancing hall when all twelve senoritas took the stage. I pulled my hat low down over my face to shield from the sun as I stepped out onto the train platform and began to make my way back towards the stable [...]
The valley was just starting to darken as our cars began their descent. I lit a cigarette and watched the smoke whipped away and back up the mountain where Alexandra was again waiting for me and wondering if I was going to come back alive this time. I close my eyes and I can’t tell [...]
Sony Viao can suck my dick
Me: I had to reformat my vgc-rb30 computer. The recovery partition was damaged so I installed a copy of oem windows xp sp3. I downloaded all the nessary drivers from the vgc-rb30 support page. All work fine except video driverwont instal. Video is very lagy
Sony: I’m sorry you’re experiencing difficulty [...]
Friday May 1st Andy Milonakis was at the Voodoo Lounge in San Jose, California. After yelling insults at a crowd someone in the audience (uncomfirmed rumors say it was a drunken gorilla) began throwing beer at the reportedly high and drunk Milonakis. Guerrilla Journal camera crews were on site to record this event.
Is this news?
No.
Important?
Probably [...]
The Swine Flu Epidemic may have finally reached its peak and across America people breathing a sigh of relief. Why? I don’t know. As of this date there has been one death due to “Swine flu”, or H1N1 influenza, or the “North American Flu” or the “Mexican Flu”, but swine flu has the best ring [...]
Alright, I’m a little bit behind but we would like to announce the first ever winners of the Guerrilla Journal 4/20 Awards.
First, the award for individual achievement in the service of the cause of decriminalization….
And the winner is….
Seth MacFarlane, creator, writer and voice actor for the TV show Family Guy. This year came down to [...]
“Ex-ex-excuse me, sir? Excuse me sir?” I pulled my hat up to frame the young ticket taker’s trembling form. “Sir? sirs? Gen- Gentleman?” There was a group of five young kids that were playing like bandits, drinking whiskey and smoking cheap tobacco. “Sirs, I- I’m goin ta haveta see your tickets,” One of the ‘Bandits’ [...]
Any Similarities to Anyone Living or Dead is Completely Intentional and Due to the Incompetence of the Author
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I’ve always had a problem with intimacy. I wondered if she knew that as I watched her getting dressed before I got up to find my cigarettes. But then again, how could she? I’d known her for [...]
I was browsing through some books and websites for kids the other day, looking for something to get brother’s unborn child when it hit me. Most kid’s books…. suck. They pander, they demean, they treat kids like… kids. But kids don’t want that. They want to be treated like adults. They want to be [...]
Today is April Twentieth and across the country stoners of all races, sexes, lifestyles and creeds are getting high today. And somewhere in Washington is Kal “Kumar” Penn and maybe he’s wondering what happened to Kalpen Suresh Modi the same way Martin Sheen is trying to figure out what happened to Ramon Estevez. Or maybe [...]