Archive for the ‘Guerrilla News’ Category

Is Marc Bell a Playboy: In Defense of American Institutions

Saturday, July 17th, 2010 Posted in Letters from the Desk of the Editor, The Editors Desk | No Comments »

I address this letter in general to the American public, more specifically to the stock holders of Playboy, and especially to Marc Bell, CEO of FriendFinder. In December of 1953, an American icon was born with the first publication of ...

The Death of the Yankees

Thursday, July 15th, 2010 Posted in GJ Sports | No Comments »

The ‘Voice of God’ called George Steinbrenner home to heaven Tuesday, July 13th, 2010. The same voice who announced 70 Hall of Fame ballplayers and countless more who are yet to be elected or retire, across a 57 year ...

Letter from the Editor: LeBron james

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010 Posted in GJ Sports, Letters from the Desk of the Editor, The Editors Desk | No Comments »

Dear Mr. James, As a non-partisan observer in the entire debacle of your free agency I have a request to make of you. Stay in Cleveland. I doubt you will listen to me, seeing as we’ve never met and ...

Letters from the Desk of the Editor

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010 Posted in Letters from the Desk of the Editor, The Editors Desk | No Comments »

Dear America, I can’t help but fear that this letter falls upon deaf ears or, at the very least, falls flat, deafened by the explosive roar and aimless fury of voices, sounds and images that is life in the 21st century. ...

The Times They Are a Changing

Thursday, July 1st, 2010 Posted in Guerrilla News, The Editors Desk, The World of the Journal | No Comments »

It's the end of the school year and summer is fast approaching.  there are graduations to be planned, futures prepared for and Proms to be had.  There are tuxedos to be rented, dresses to be bought, limos stuffed with teens ...

Letters from the Desk of the Editor: Letter 1

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010 Posted in Letters from the Desk of the Editor, The Editors Desk | No Comments »

Andrew Jackson. I watched a documentary piece today on Andrew Jackson on the History Channel. Some people say he was a great man. Some people called him a devil. I heard one Native American woman call him Hitler ...

Fuck Viao

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Journal Reviews | 2 Comments »

Sony Viao can suck my dick Me: I had to reformat my vgc-rb30 computer. The recovery partition was damaged so I installed a copy of oem windows xp sp3. I downloaded all the nessary drivers from the vgc-rb30 support page. All ...

Andy Milonakis Gets Beer Thrown at Him

Monday, May 4th, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Journal Reviews, Misc. | 1 Comment »

Friday May 1st Andy Milonakis was at the Voodoo Lounge in San Jose, California.  After yelling insults at a crowd someone in the audience (uncomfirmed rumors say it was a drunken gorilla) began throwing beer at the reportedly high and ...

What Do You Do About a Problem Like Swine Flu?

Friday, May 1st, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, Guerrilla News, The World of the Journal | No Comments »

The Swine Flu Epidemic may have finally reached its peak and across America people breathing a sigh of relief.  Why?  I don't know.  As of this date there has been one death due to "Swine flu", or H1N1 influenza, or ...

Barrack and Kal Penn go to Washington

Monday, April 20th, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, The Editors Desk | No Comments »

Today is April Twentieth and across the country stoners of all races, sexes, lifestyles and creeds are getting high today.  And somewhere in Washington is Kal "Kumar" Penn and maybe he's wondering what happened to Kalpen Suresh Modi the same ...