What Do You Do About a Problem Like Swine Flu?
Friday, May 1st, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, Guerrilla News, The World of the Journal | No Comments »The Swine Flu Epidemic may have finally reached its peak and across America people breathing a sigh of relief. Why? I don't know. As of this date there has been one death due to "Swine flu", or H1N1 influenza, or ...
Barrack and Kal Penn go to Washington
Monday, April 20th, 2009 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, The Editors Desk | No Comments »Today is April Twentieth and across the country stoners of all races, sexes, lifestyles and creeds are getting high today. And somewhere in Washington is Kal "Kumar" Penn and maybe he's wondering what happened to Kalpen Suresh Modi the same ...
You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, The World of the Journal | No Comments »It’s almost three a.m. and I'm staring down the El Camino smoking a cigarette and thinking about Bukowski. And there are riots in the Congo at soccer games because one of the players used witch craft. And the Vice-Presidential candidate tried to ...
Einstein’s Cattle
Saturday, September 6th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | No Comments »In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from. --Peter Ustinov Its somewhere around four o'clock in the morning right now and I haven't really slept in almost two days now. I don't know if ...
Politics and Patriotism
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | No Comments »This week has been the Democratic National Convention. And there's been a lot of excitement, a lot of talk about change and the future and I don't know. It all sounds so empty to me now. And maybe its just ...
Shhh…. Just Take the Pills and Be Happy
Monday, July 28th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | No Comments »As long as I can remember we have been in a recession,but at what point does a recession become a depression? You can give me technical explanations as much as you want but it doesn't change the fact of the ...
Pay No Attention to the Hippie Behind the Curtain
Friday, July 18th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | No Comments »AB 97, which would require that no serving have more than 0.5 grams of trans fat, is headed to the Governator's desk today, and I can only pray that he has a shred of sense left him. Pray that his Austrian ...
In Defense of a Generation: An Open Letter to the San Diego Union-Tribune
Monday, June 30th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | 1 Comment »Care of: Ruben Navarrette Jr. RE: Young people can slow immigration I honestly never thought I'd be writing this. But when I'm reading the San Jose Mercury News over my cup of coffee in the morning and I read some hack who ...
The End of the World, Friday the 13th and Father’s Day
Saturday, June 14th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs, The World of the Journal | No Comments »Thursday was the end of the world. At least according to Buffalo Bill Hawkins. But that's not the point. Yesterday was Friday the thirteenth. At least according to most western calendars. But thats not the point either. And tomorrow's Father's Day and Iowa's flooding, ...
Newly Elected President of UN General Assembly Attacks US War in Iraq
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 Posted in Guerrilla Affairs | No Comments »Miguel d'Escoto Brockmann, a Catholic Priest from Nicaragua, was elected amongst much applause to the Presidency of the United Nations General Assembly where he took time to attack the United States' War in Iraq....... What a brave move for a ...